some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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