I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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