Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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