I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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