So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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