Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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