About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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