So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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