My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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