Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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