I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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