Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
It was confusing and full of hummus
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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