I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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