kristin has been a bad kristin
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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