You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
Randomize
