I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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