Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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