butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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