If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
did you just send me my own nude
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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