dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Found your dick twin last night
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Randomize
