that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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