you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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