Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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