she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We got so high we made milksteak
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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