He had one of those small greek statue penises
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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