I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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