Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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