Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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