Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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