Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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