Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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