she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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