help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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