I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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