He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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