she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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