But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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