okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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