brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So. Much. Porn.
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