YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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