i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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