As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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