is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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