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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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