Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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