All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We are two peas in an std pod
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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