Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
That's intense
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize
