? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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