I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She bit a glass in half.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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