Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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