we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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