i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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