She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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