omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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