need another drink. this is the easiest way
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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